Kid’s Riddles

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Kid’s Riddles

It’s the year 500 A.D. at Camelot. Two priests are sitting in
a castle’s chapel. The queen suddenly attacks the king. The two priests rise,shake hands, and leave the room.Why?

The priests are playing chess.

What runs all day, but never walks
Often murmurs, never talks
Has a bed, but never sleeps
Has a mouth, but never eats?

A river!

A man was tired at night. So he turned off all the lights and went to bed. He woke up, saw some tragic news on tv and blamed himself for it! Why?

He lived in a lighthouse and switching off the lights caused a shipwreck.

Pull one out and scratch my head. What once was red is black instead. What am I?

A match!

What needs answers, but does not ask any questions?

A telephone!