Kids Funny Silly Jokes

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Kids Funny Silly Jokes

How did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony !

What do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?
Ed-Wood !

Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
He wanted a higher education !

Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !

Do you know the time ?
No, we haven’t met yet !

What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy !

What runs but never walks ?
Water !

How do you make milk shake ?
Give it a good scare !

What would you call a friend who had an elephant on his head ?
A flatmate !

Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A jelly copter !

Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
Then why aren’t you laughing !

Can you spell eighty in two letters?
A-T