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Faces N Faces

Funny Stuff September 13, 2013

New funny picture – Faces. Lots of funny pics with new funny picture updated daily. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. This funny pictures page is updated daily, so don\’t forget to come back daily to see funny pictures.

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Happyyyy Holi

Funny Stuff September 13, 2013

Happyyyy Holi

New funny picture – Having Fun with Dad. Lots of funny pics with new funny picture updated daily. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. This funny pictures page is updated daily, so don\’t forget to come back daily to see funny pictures.

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Help Me!!!!!

Funny Stuff September 13, 2013

New funny picture – Help me . Lots of funny pics with new funny picture updated daily. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. This funny pictures page is updated daily, so don\’t forget to come back daily to see funny pictures.

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Now Thats called Fishing

Funny Stuff September 13, 2013

Now Thats called Fishing

New funny picture – Fishing. Lots of funny pics with new funny picture updated daily. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. This funny pictures page is updated daily, so don\’t forget to come back daily to see funny pictures.

7fun

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Who Said Drive Thru Open

Funny Stuff September 13, 2013

New funny picture – Drive Thru. Lots of funny pics with new funny picture updated daily. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. This funny pictures page is updated daily, so don\’t forget to come back daily to see funny pictures.

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Beware

Funny Stuff September 13, 2013

Beware

New funny picture – Trafic Sign. Lots of funny pics with new funny picture updated daily. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. This funny pictures page is updated daily, so don\’t forget to come back daily to see funny pictures.

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Loooong Hairs

Funny Stuff September 13, 2013

Loooong Hairs

New funny picture – Long Hairs. Lots of funny pics with new funny picture updated daily. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. This funny pictures page is updated daily, so don\’t forget to come back daily to see funny pictures.

hair

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santa jokes

Funny Stuff September 13, 2013

santa jokes

Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.

Banta called his friend, Santa, and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

Santa said, “Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal.”

Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.

The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.

Banta, “It was a flop idea.”

Santa, “Didn’t the girl come to your house?”

Banta, “She did, but she refused to cook!”

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Zebra in Love

Funny Stuff September 13, 2013

New funny picture – Zebra in love. Lots of funny pics with new funny picture updated daily. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. This funny pictures page is updated daily, so don\’t forget to come back daily to see funny pictures.

zebra

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Hungry!!!!

Funny Stuff September 13, 2013

Hungry!!!!

New funny picture – Hungry. Lots of funny pics with new funny picture updated daily. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. This funny pictures page is updated daily, so don\’t forget to come back daily to see funny pictures.

hungry

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Attitude

Funny Stuff September 13, 2013

Attitude

New funny picture – Attitude. Lots of funny pics with new funny picture updated daily. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. This funny pictures page is updated daily, so don\’t forget to come back daily to see funny pictures.

Attitude

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Nice target

Funny Stuff September 13, 2013

Nice target

New funny picture – Nice one . Lots of funny pics with new funny picture updated daily. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. This funny pictures page is updated daily, so don\’t forget to come back daily to see funny pictures.

Nice target

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Trespass

Funny Stuff September 13, 2013

Trespass

New funny picture – Trespass. Lots of funny pics with new funny picture updated daily. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. This funny pictures page is updated daily, so don\’t forget to come back daily to see funny pictures.

trespass

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Computer Jokes

Funny Stuff September 13, 2013

1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the many calls asking where the “Any” key is.

2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.

3. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn’t read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes by rolling them into a typewriter to type on them.

4. Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of the floppies.

5. A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was then heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door to his room.

6. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn’t get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the “send” key.

7. Another Dell customer needed help setting up a new program, so a Dell tech suggested he go to the local Egghead. “Yeah, I got me a couple of friends,” the customer replied. When told “Egghead” was a software store, the man said, “Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks.”

8. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.

9. A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was “bad and an invalid”. The tech explained that the computer’s “bad command” and “invalid” responses shouldn’t be taken personally.

10. An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn’t get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring that the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, “I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens.” The “foot pedal” turned out to be the computer’s mouse.

11. Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn’t work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked “What power switch?”

12. True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp: Caller: “Hello, is this Tech Support?”

Tech: “Yes, it is. How may I help you?” Caller: “The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?” Tech: “I’m sorry, but did you say a “cup holder”?” Caller: “Yes, it’s attached to the front of my computer.” Tech: “Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped; it’s because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotion, like at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?” Caller: “It came with my computer, I don’t know anything about a promotional. It just has ’4X’ on it.”

At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn’t stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!

Another well-known one that I can add is the true tale of the user who called up complaining that the instructions said to load the four diskettes into “Drive A” but he couldn’t possibly get more than two in

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Some Tongue Twisters

Funny Stuff September 13, 2013

1. If you understand, say “understand”. If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say don’t understand, how do I understand that you understand? Understand!

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2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

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3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

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4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

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5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

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6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

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7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

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8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, ‘If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?’

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9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to Mr.Outside inside.

Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said ‘NO’, and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

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10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

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11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

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12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor’s the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor.

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13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We’ll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

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14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

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15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly ‘Oh what should we do’ Said the flea ‘Let us fly’ Said the fly ‘Let us flee’ So they flew through a flaw in the flue

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16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

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17. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See’s saw before See sawed Soar’s seesaw, See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw. So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.

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Big Teeth

Funny Stuff September 13, 2013

Big Teeth

New funny picture – Call my Dentist. Lots of funny pics with new funny picture updated daily. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. This funny pictures page is updated daily, so don\’t forget to come back daily to see funny pictures.

Big Teeth

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