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Santa and Banta jokes

Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

Santa and Banta jokes

1. A census taker in a rural Indian village went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.

She said, ‘Lets see now, there’s the twins, Ballu and Lallu, they’re eighteen. And the twins, Seeta and Geeta, they’re sixteen. And the twins, Ram and Shyam, they’re fourteen.’

‘Hold on!’ said the census taker, ‘Did you get twins every time?’

The woman answered, ‘Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn’t get anything!

2. Santa Singh, Banta Singh, and Ghanta Singh escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the Santa, ‘Jump! Jump! It’s your only chance to survive!’

Santa jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away… Santa slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

‘C’mon! Jump! You gotta jump!’ say the firemen to the Banta. ‘Oh no! You’re gonna pull the blanket away!’ says Banta. ‘No! We like you! Just jump!’

‘OK’ says Santa and jumps.

SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and he’s flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, Ghanta steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell ‘Jump! You have to jump!’

‘No way! You’re just gonna pull the blanket away!’ yelled Ghanta.

‘No! Really! You have to jump! We won’t pull the blanket away!’

‘Look,’ Ghanta Singh says, ‘nothing you say is gonna convince me that you’re not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it…’

3. Gullu Bhai was sitting on his porch, when this man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.

‘What can I do for you?’ Gullu politely asked. ‘Are you selling something?’

‘No, sir, I’m not. I’m a Census Taker.’

‘A what?’

‘A Census Taker. We’re trying to find out how many people there are in India.’

‘You’re wasting your time here. I have no idea.’

4. Newlyweds Santa Singh and Jaspinder were on their honeymoon trip and were driving down in their car to Chandigarh from their little town in Punjab.

They are nearing Chandigarh when Santa Singh puts his hand on Jaspinder’s knee. Giggling, Jaspinder says shyly, ‘Oye Santaji, you can go farther than that if you want to…’

So Santa Singh drives to Shimla.

5. Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. ‘Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!’

‘But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.’

‘Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.’

‘Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’

‘Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.’

‘Give me two reasons why I should go to school.’

‘Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!’

6. Ghanta Singh was drinking at a bar and the bartender came over to tell him he had a telephone call. Ghanta had just bought another large beer and he didn’t want anyone to drink it. So, he wrote a little sign and left it by his beer that said: ‘I spit in my beer.’

When Ghanta Singh returned to the his bar stool there was another note beside his beer:

‘I spit in your beer too!’

7.Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar?’ the suspicious wife sneered.

‘No, I can’t,’ the husband replied. ‘I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.’

8. Three professors had walked down to the train station from the University. They were so absorbed in their conversation that they didn’t hear the train arrive, but they did notice the noise of the train as it started to depart.

After a desperate rush two of them manage to scramble onboard. The third looked sad and a passing railway official said, ‘Don’t feel bad, atleast two out of three of you made it.’

‘True…’, sighed the professor, ‘But the other two were only here to see me off!’

9.Santa and Banta Singh rob a bank and mess it up, managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor. And they take one sack each. After awhile they meet again and one asks the other, ‘What did you find in your sack?’

‘Ten lakh Rupees!’

‘Wow… that’s a lot! What did you do with the cash?’

‘I bought a house. How about your sack?’

‘Bah… it was full of bills.’

‘And what did you do with them?’

‘Eh, well… little by little, I’m paying them off…

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Sardar Jokes

Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

Sardar Jokes

A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it\’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….

Sardar’s wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving.

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

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Cricket Jokes

Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

Cricket Jokes

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,

Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,

Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,

Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao,

Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao

Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao…

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Joke : Banking

Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

Joke : Banking

A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father.

“Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!”

“I did? What did I tell you?” said the dad.

“You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble.”

“What are you talking about? That’s one of the largest banks in the state,” he said. “There must be some mistake.”

“I don’t think so,” she sniffed. “They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, ‘Insufficient Funds’.”

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American Baby Boy Names with A

Babynames September 10, 2013

Best American baby boy names starting with letter ‘A’  for your new born baby boy. Listed here are American unique babynames for males and popuar American baby boy names. This list will surely help you to select the best baby name for your new born baby boy.

American Baby Boy Names with ‘A’

Name Category Gender Meaning Origin
Aaric American M Rule with mercy Scandinavian
Aaron American M Exalted one Hebrew
Abbot American M Father Hebrew
Abbott American M Father Hebrew
Abel American M Breath Hebrew
Abraham American M Father of a multitude Hebrew
Ace American M Unity Latin
Ackerley American M Dweller at the acre meadow Old English
Ackley American M Dwells at the oak tree meadow Old English
Adalson American M Son of All English
Adam American M Red Earth Hebrew
Adamson American M Son of Adam English
Addis American M Son of Adam English
Addison American M Son of Adam English
Addney American M Lives on the noble’s island English
Addy American M Of the earth Hebrew
Adken American M Oaken English
Adkins American M Son of Aiken English
Adkyn American M Oaken English
Adney American M Lives on the noble’s island English
Adny American M Lives on the noble’s island English
Adolfo American M Nobel wolf German
Adrian American M Dark Latin
Adrion American M From Adria Greek
Adron American M From Adria Greek
Aeker American M From the oak tree English
Aekerley American M From the oak tree meadow English
Aekerman American M Man of oak English
Aekley American M From the oak tree meadow English
Aeldra American M Lives at the elder tree English
Agustin American M Majestic Latin
Ahmad American M To praise Arabic
Ahmed American M Much praised Arabic
Aidan American M Little fiery one Irish
Aiekin American M Oaken English
Aiken American M Oaken English
Aikin American M Oaken English
Ain American M Merciful Celtic
Ainsley American M My own meadow Scottish
Ainslie American M My own meadow Scottish
Ainsworth American M From Ann’s estate English
Aisford American M Lives by the ash tree ford English
Aisley American M Dwells at the ash tree grove Scottish
Aiston American M From the ash tree town Scottish
Akker American M From the oak tree English
Al American M Handsome Irish
Alan American M Handsome Irish
Albern American M Noble warrior German
Albert American M Noble and bright German
Albin American M White Latin
Alburn American M Noble warrior German
Alburt American M Noble or bright Old English
Alcott American M From the old cottage English
Aldan American M From the old manor English
Alden American M Old and wise protector Old English
Alder American M From the alder tree German
Aldis American M From the old house German
Aldo American M Old or wise Italian
Aldred American M Wise counselor English
Aldric American M Old or wise ruler English
Aldrich American M Old or wise ruler English
Aldrik American M Old or wise counselor English
Aldrin American M Old and wise ruler English
Aldus American M From the old house English
Alec American M Defender of mankind Scottish
Alejandro American M Defender of mankind Spanish
Aler American M From the alder tree English
Alex American M Defender of mankind Greek
Alexander American M Defender of mankind Greek
Alexis American M Defender of mankind Greek
Alfonso American M Noble and eager Italian
Alford American M From the old ford English
Alfred American M Wise counselor Old English
Alfredo American M Wise counselor Spanish
Alfrid American M Wise counselor Old English
Ali American M To ascend Arabic
Allard American M Brave English
Allred American M Wise or red haired man English
Almer American M Noble or famous English
Almo American M Noble or famous English
Alonzo American M Eager for battle Spanish
Alson American M Son of All English
Alston American M From the noble’s home English
Alton American M From the old town Old English
Alvaro American M Elf army Spanish
Alvin American M Noble friend German
Alvis American M All knowing Scandinavian
Alvyn American M Noble friend German
Alwin American M Noble friend German
Alwyn American M Noble friend German
Amir American M Prince Arabic
Amory American M Industrious leader German
Amos American M Burden Hebrew
Amsden American M From Ambrose’s valley English
Andre American M Manly French
Andres American M Manly Greek
Andrew American M Manly Greek
Andrian American M Manly Greek
Andric American M Manly or brave Latin
Andriel American M Manly or brave Latin
Andy American M Manly Greek
Angel American M Messenger Latin
Angelo American M Messenger Latin
Anscom American M Lives in the valley Unknown
Anscomb American M Lives in the valley Unknown
Ansel American M God’s protection French
Ansell American M God’s protection French
Anselmo American M Divine protection Spanish
Ansleigh American M My own meadow English
Ansley American M My own meadow English
Anson American M Anne’s son English
Anthony American M Inestimable Latin
Antoine American M Inestimable French
Antonio American M Inestimable Italian
Antony American M Priceless Latin
Archer American M Bowman English
Archere American M Bowman French
Archibald American M Bold German
Archie American M Bold German
Ardel American M From the hare’s dell English
Ardell American M From the hare’s dell English
Ardley American M From the home lover’s meadow English
Aric American M Ruler of all Scandinavian
Arick American M Ruler of all Scandinavian
Ariel American M Lion of God Hebrew
Arik American M Ruler of all Scandinavian
Arledge American M Lives at the hare’s lake English
Arleigh American M Meadow of the hare Old English
Arley American M Meadow of the hares English
Arlie American M From the hare’s meadow English
Arlo American M Fortified hill English
Armondo American M Warrior Spanish
Armstrang American M Strong armed English
Armstrong American M Strong armed English
Arnatt American M Little eagle English
Arndell American M From the eagle’s dell English
Arnel American M Eagel strength English
Arnet American M Little eagle English
Arnett American M Little eagle English
Arnold American M Eagle ruler German
Arnott American M Little eagle English
Arrick American M Ruler of all Scandinavian
Art American M Rock English
Arthur American M Noble Irish
Artie American M Noble Irish
Arturo American M Noble Italian
Arvie American M Friend of the people German
Arvin American M Friend of the people German
Arvis American M The people’s friend German
Arvon American M The people’s friend German
Arwin American M The people’s friend English
Arwood American M From the fir forest English
Arwyn American M The people’s friend English
Asa American M Healer Hebrew
Ascot American M Lives at the east cottage English
Ascott American M Lives at the east cottage English
Ash American M Ash tree English
Ashby American M From the ash tree farm Scandinavian
Asher American M Blessed Hebrew
Ashford American M Lives in the ash tree ford English
Ashley American M Meadow of ash trees Old English
Ashlin American M Meadow of ash trees Old English
Ashly American M Meadow of ash trees Old English
Ashtin American M Ash tree enclosure Old English
Ashton American M Ash tree enclosure Old English
Ashwin American M Spear friend English
Ashwyn American M Spear friend English
Atherton American M Lives at the spring town English
Attkins American M Son of Aiken English
Attmore American M From the moor English
Attwell American M Lives by the spring English
Atwater American M From the water edge English
Atwell American M Lives by the spring English
Atwood American M Lives in the forest English
Atworth American M Lives at the farmstead English
Aubrey American M Bearlike French
Aubry American M Rules with elf wisdom German
Audel American M Old friend Unknown
Auden American M Old friend English
Audie American M Old friend English
Audley American M Prosperous guardian or old friend English
Audric American M Old or wise ruler English
August American M Venerable Latin
Aundre American M Nobel wolf Unknown
Aurick American M Noble leader German
Austen American M Venerable or majestic Latin
Austin American M Majestic Latin
Austyn American M Majestic Latin
Averell American M Wild boar English
Averil American M Wild boar English
Averill American M Wild boar English
Avery American M Elf ruler English
Axel American M Father of peace Scandinavian
Axton American M Swordsman’s stone English
Ayers American M Heir to a fortune English
Aylmer American M Noble English
Aylward American M Noble protector English

Best American baby boy names for your new born baby boy. Listed here are American unique babynames for males and popuar American baby boy names. This list will surely help you to select the best baby name for your new born baby boy.

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African Baby Girl Names

Babynames September 10, 2013

ou can find here best African babynames, African baby girl names, African female names with their meanings. This could be useful if you are planning to name your new born girl.

 

African Baby Girl Names

Name

Meaning

Aba

Born on Thursday

Abayomi

Come to Bring Joy

Abebi

We asked and we got her

Abeo

Come to Bring Happiness

Abla

Wild Rose

Adaeze

Princess

Adande

Challenger

Adanma

Daughter of Beauty

Adanna

Father’s Daughter

Adanne

Mother’s Daughter

Adero

Life Giver

Adjua

Born on Monday

Adwin

Artist

Adzo

Born on Monday

Afam

Friendly

Afi

Born on Friday

Agbeko

Life

Aisha

Life

Alyetoro

Peace on Earth

Akili

Wisdom

Akuabia

Here is Wealth

Akuako

Youngest Twin

Akwate

Oldest Twin

Aidoo

Arrived

Alaba

2nd Child

Alaezi

Exonerated

Ama

Born on Saturday

Asha

Life

Ayanna

Beautiful Flower

Baako

1st Born

Badu

10th Born

Bahati

Luck/Lucky

Baba

Born on Thursday

Benada

Born on Tuesday

Binah

Dancer

Binta

With God

Bisa

Loved

Bunme

My Gift

Chiku

Chatterer

Chinue

God’s Blessing

Damisi

Cheerful

Doli

Doll

Efia

Born on Friday

Eshe

Life

Fadhila

Outstanding

Faiza

Victorious

Farida

Unique

Ghalyela

Precious

Gimbya

Princess

Haiba

Charm

Hanna

Happiness

Hamida

Gracious

Halla

Unexpected Gift

Imena

Dream

 

Name

Meaning

Jahia

Prominent

Jamila

Beautiful

Johanna

God’s Grace

Kali

Energetic

Kamili

Perfection

Kia

Season’s Beginning

Latifa

Gentle

Layla

Born at Night

Lila

Good

Lisha

Mysterious

Maisha

Life

Malika

Queen

Nabila

Noble

Nadia

Caller

Naima

Graceful

Paka

Cat

Pulika

Obedience

Rabia

Spring

Rafiya

Dignified

Raisa

Exalted

Reta

Shaken

Ridhaa

Goodwill

Saada

Helper

Sabra

Patience

Saida

Happy

Shukuma

Be Grateful

Sisi

Born on Sunday

Siti

Lady

Tabita

Graceful

Tawia

Born after Twins

Tisha

Strong Willed

Uzima

Vitality

Uzuri

Beauty

Wangari

Leopard

Winna

Friend

Yaa (Ghana)

Born on Thursday

Yakini

Truth

Yasmin

Jasmine

Yusra

Ease

Zalika

Well Born

Zawadi

Gift

Zina

Secret Spirit

Zuwina

Good

You can find here best African babynames, African baby girl names, African female names with their meanings. This could be useful if you are planning to name your new born girl.

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African Baby Boy Names

Babynames September 10, 2013

African Baby Boy Names : African male kids names with their meanings. These are popular African baby boy names with their meanings.

Name Meaning
Afram A River in Ghana, Africa
Abdalla Servant of God
Abdul Servant of the Lord
Abedi Worshipper
Abiola Born in Honor
Baakir Eldest
Babu Grandfather
Badrani Full Moon
Bello Helper
Chacha Strong
Chibale Kinship
Chimalsi Proud
Daktari Healer
Diallo Bold
Elewa Intelligent
Eze King
Fahim Learned
Farhani Happy
Ghalib Winner
Haamid Grateful
Habib Beloved
Iman Faith
Jaafar Small River
Jamal Elegance
Kosey Lion
Latif Gentle
Maalik Experienced
Moswen Light in Color
Muhammed Praised
Naasir Defender
Nanji Safe
Nassor Victorious
Odongo Second of Twins
Paki Witness
Rafiki Friend
Rashad Righteous
Rasul Messenger
Saad Good Fortune
Said Happy
Salaam Peach
Senwe Dry Grain Stalk
Tahir Pure
Taji Crown
Talib Seeker
Ubora Excellence
Umar Longevity
Ulan First Born Twin
Waitimu Born of the Spear
Yohance God’s Gift
Zahir Shining
Zuri Good Looking
Zareb Protector

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Kids Funny Silly Jokes

Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

Kids Funny Silly Jokes

How did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony !

What do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?
Ed-Wood !

Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
He wanted a higher education !

Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !

Do you know the time ?
No, we haven’t met yet !

What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy !

What runs but never walks ?
Water !

How do you make milk shake ?
Give it a good scare !

What would you call a friend who had an elephant on his head ?
A flatmate !

Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A jelly copter !

Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
Then why aren’t you laughing !

Can you spell eighty in two letters?
A-T

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Orange Craft

Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

Orange Craft

 

New funny picture – Orange Craft. Lots of funny pics with new funny picture updated daily. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. This funny pictures page is updated daily, so don\’t forget to come back daily to see funny pictures.

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Workout

Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

Workout

New funny picture – Workout. Lots of funny pics with new funny pictures posted frequently. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. Don\’t forget to come back daily to see more funny pictures posted here.

 

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Kid’s Riddles

Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

Kid’s Riddles

It’s the year 500 A.D. at Camelot. Two priests are sitting in
a castle’s chapel. The queen suddenly attacks the king. The two priests rise,shake hands, and leave the room.Why?

The priests are playing chess.

What runs all day, but never walks
Often murmurs, never talks
Has a bed, but never sleeps
Has a mouth, but never eats?

A river!

A man was tired at night. So he turned off all the lights and went to bed. He woke up, saw some tragic news on tv and blamed himself for it! Why?

He lived in a lighthouse and switching off the lights caused a shipwreck.

Pull one out and scratch my head. What once was red is black instead. What am I?

A match!

What needs answers, but does not ask any questions?

A telephone!

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FUNNY RIDDLES

Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

FUNNY RIDDLES

Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?
A: you don’t bury survivors

Q: Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be? How can eleven pears be left?
A: ‘Each’ is a man’s name!

Q: If there’s a frog, dead in the center of a lilypad which is right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to?
A: neither, the frog is dead!

Q: You’re a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people get on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus drivers eyes?
A: The same as yours, you’re the bus driver.

Q: What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains?
A: The sea!

Q: A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a hair on his head got wet…how come?
A: He was bald.

Q: David’s father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
A: David

Q: What has a mouth but doesn’t eat, a bank with no money, a bed but doesn’t sleep, and waves but has no hands?
A: a river.

Q: A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?
A: His horse was called Friday.

Q: If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where’s the white house?
A: Washington DC

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QUICK CRAZY NAMES

Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

QUICK CRAZY NAMES

Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
A: Mandy Lifeboats!

Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?
A: Beatrix Potter!

Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?
A: Rory!

Q: What do you call a man with a big truck on his head?
A: Laurie!

Q: What do you call a man with turf on his head?
A: Pete!

Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?
A: Phantom of the Oprah!

Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?
A: Kung Flu!

Q: What do you call a man who doesn’t sink?
A: Bob!

Q: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?
A: A Mouseketeer!

Q: What do you call the bad lion tamer?
A: Claude Bottom

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Trying to learn bicycle

Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

Trying to learn bicycle

New funny picture – Learning Bicycle. Lots of funny pics with new funny picture updated daily. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. This funny pictures page is updated daily, so don\’t forget to come back daily to see funny pictures.

 

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