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    Sardar Jokes

    Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

    Sardar Jokes

    A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
    A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

    Sardar-why r all these people running?
    Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
    Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

    Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
    Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

    Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
    After much thought he wrote: Yes!

    Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it\’s already raining.
    Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

    Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
    Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

    Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
    Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….

    Sardar’s wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving.

    Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
    Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

    Sardar was writing something very slowly.
    Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
    Sardar: I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

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    Cricket Jokes

    Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

    Cricket Jokes

    Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,

    Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,

    Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,

    Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao,

    Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao

    Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao…

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    Joke : Banking

    Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

    Joke : Banking

    A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father.

    “Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!”

    “I did? What did I tell you?” said the dad.

    “You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble.”

    “What are you talking about? That’s one of the largest banks in the state,” he said. “There must be some mistake.”

    “I don’t think so,” she sniffed. “They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, ‘Insufficient Funds’.”

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    American Baby Boy Names with A

    Babynames September 10, 2013

    Best American baby boy names starting with letter ‘A’  for your new born baby boy. Listed here are American unique babynames for males and popuar American baby boy names. This list will surely help you to select the best baby name for your new born baby boy.

    American Baby Boy Names with ‘A’

    Name Category Gender Meaning Origin
    Aaric American M Rule with mercy Scandinavian
    Aaron American M Exalted one Hebrew
    Abbot American M Father Hebrew
    Abbott American M Father Hebrew
    Abel American M Breath Hebrew
    Abraham American M Father of a multitude Hebrew
    Ace American M Unity Latin
    Ackerley American M Dweller at the acre meadow Old English
    Ackley American M Dwells at the oak tree meadow Old English
    Adalson American M Son of All English
    Adam American M Red Earth Hebrew
    Adamson American M Son of Adam English
    Addis American M Son of Adam English
    Addison American M Son of Adam English
    Addney American M Lives on the noble’s island English
    Addy American M Of the earth Hebrew
    Adken American M Oaken English
    Adkins American M Son of Aiken English
    Adkyn American M Oaken English
    Adney American M Lives on the noble’s island English
    Adny American M Lives on the noble’s island English
    Adolfo American M Nobel wolf German
    Adrian American M Dark Latin
    Adrion American M From Adria Greek
    Adron American M From Adria Greek
    Aeker American M From the oak tree English
    Aekerley American M From the oak tree meadow English
    Aekerman American M Man of oak English
    Aekley American M From the oak tree meadow English
    Aeldra American M Lives at the elder tree English
    Agustin American M Majestic Latin
    Ahmad American M To praise Arabic
    Ahmed American M Much praised Arabic
    Aidan American M Little fiery one Irish
    Aiekin American M Oaken English
    Aiken American M Oaken English
    Aikin American M Oaken English
    Ain American M Merciful Celtic
    Ainsley American M My own meadow Scottish
    Ainslie American M My own meadow Scottish
    Ainsworth American M From Ann’s estate English
    Aisford American M Lives by the ash tree ford English
    Aisley American M Dwells at the ash tree grove Scottish
    Aiston American M From the ash tree town Scottish
    Akker American M From the oak tree English
    Al American M Handsome Irish
    Alan American M Handsome Irish
    Albern American M Noble warrior German
    Albert American M Noble and bright German
    Albin American M White Latin
    Alburn American M Noble warrior German
    Alburt American M Noble or bright Old English
    Alcott American M From the old cottage English
    Aldan American M From the old manor English
    Alden American M Old and wise protector Old English
    Alder American M From the alder tree German
    Aldis American M From the old house German
    Aldo American M Old or wise Italian
    Aldred American M Wise counselor English
    Aldric American M Old or wise ruler English
    Aldrich American M Old or wise ruler English
    Aldrik American M Old or wise counselor English
    Aldrin American M Old and wise ruler English
    Aldus American M From the old house English
    Alec American M Defender of mankind Scottish
    Alejandro American M Defender of mankind Spanish
    Aler American M From the alder tree English
    Alex American M Defender of mankind Greek
    Alexander American M Defender of mankind Greek
    Alexis American M Defender of mankind Greek
    Alfonso American M Noble and eager Italian
    Alford American M From the old ford English
    Alfred American M Wise counselor Old English
    Alfredo American M Wise counselor Spanish
    Alfrid American M Wise counselor Old English
    Ali American M To ascend Arabic
    Allard American M Brave English
    Allred American M Wise or red haired man English
    Almer American M Noble or famous English
    Almo American M Noble or famous English
    Alonzo American M Eager for battle Spanish
    Alson American M Son of All English
    Alston American M From the noble’s home English
    Alton American M From the old town Old English
    Alvaro American M Elf army Spanish
    Alvin American M Noble friend German
    Alvis American M All knowing Scandinavian
    Alvyn American M Noble friend German
    Alwin American M Noble friend German
    Alwyn American M Noble friend German
    Amir American M Prince Arabic
    Amory American M Industrious leader German
    Amos American M Burden Hebrew
    Amsden American M From Ambrose’s valley English
    Andre American M Manly French
    Andres American M Manly Greek
    Andrew American M Manly Greek
    Andrian American M Manly Greek
    Andric American M Manly or brave Latin
    Andriel American M Manly or brave Latin
    Andy American M Manly Greek
    Angel American M Messenger Latin
    Angelo American M Messenger Latin
    Anscom American M Lives in the valley Unknown
    Anscomb American M Lives in the valley Unknown
    Ansel American M God’s protection French
    Ansell American M God’s protection French
    Anselmo American M Divine protection Spanish
    Ansleigh American M My own meadow English
    Ansley American M My own meadow English
    Anson American M Anne’s son English
    Anthony American M Inestimable Latin
    Antoine American M Inestimable French
    Antonio American M Inestimable Italian
    Antony American M Priceless Latin
    Archer American M Bowman English
    Archere American M Bowman French
    Archibald American M Bold German
    Archie American M Bold German
    Ardel American M From the hare’s dell English
    Ardell American M From the hare’s dell English
    Ardley American M From the home lover’s meadow English
    Aric American M Ruler of all Scandinavian
    Arick American M Ruler of all Scandinavian
    Ariel American M Lion of God Hebrew
    Arik American M Ruler of all Scandinavian
    Arledge American M Lives at the hare’s lake English
    Arleigh American M Meadow of the hare Old English
    Arley American M Meadow of the hares English
    Arlie American M From the hare’s meadow English
    Arlo American M Fortified hill English
    Armondo American M Warrior Spanish
    Armstrang American M Strong armed English
    Armstrong American M Strong armed English
    Arnatt American M Little eagle English
    Arndell American M From the eagle’s dell English
    Arnel American M Eagel strength English
    Arnet American M Little eagle English
    Arnett American M Little eagle English
    Arnold American M Eagle ruler German
    Arnott American M Little eagle English
    Arrick American M Ruler of all Scandinavian
    Art American M Rock English
    Arthur American M Noble Irish
    Artie American M Noble Irish
    Arturo American M Noble Italian
    Arvie American M Friend of the people German
    Arvin American M Friend of the people German
    Arvis American M The people’s friend German
    Arvon American M The people’s friend German
    Arwin American M The people’s friend English
    Arwood American M From the fir forest English
    Arwyn American M The people’s friend English
    Asa American M Healer Hebrew
    Ascot American M Lives at the east cottage English
    Ascott American M Lives at the east cottage English
    Ash American M Ash tree English
    Ashby American M From the ash tree farm Scandinavian
    Asher American M Blessed Hebrew
    Ashford American M Lives in the ash tree ford English
    Ashley American M Meadow of ash trees Old English
    Ashlin American M Meadow of ash trees Old English
    Ashly American M Meadow of ash trees Old English
    Ashtin American M Ash tree enclosure Old English
    Ashton American M Ash tree enclosure Old English
    Ashwin American M Spear friend English
    Ashwyn American M Spear friend English
    Atherton American M Lives at the spring town English
    Attkins American M Son of Aiken English
    Attmore American M From the moor English
    Attwell American M Lives by the spring English
    Atwater American M From the water edge English
    Atwell American M Lives by the spring English
    Atwood American M Lives in the forest English
    Atworth American M Lives at the farmstead English
    Aubrey American M Bearlike French
    Aubry American M Rules with elf wisdom German
    Audel American M Old friend Unknown
    Auden American M Old friend English
    Audie American M Old friend English
    Audley American M Prosperous guardian or old friend English
    Audric American M Old or wise ruler English
    August American M Venerable Latin
    Aundre American M Nobel wolf Unknown
    Aurick American M Noble leader German
    Austen American M Venerable or majestic Latin
    Austin American M Majestic Latin
    Austyn American M Majestic Latin
    Averell American M Wild boar English
    Averil American M Wild boar English
    Averill American M Wild boar English
    Avery American M Elf ruler English
    Axel American M Father of peace Scandinavian
    Axton American M Swordsman’s stone English
    Ayers American M Heir to a fortune English
    Aylmer American M Noble English
    Aylward American M Noble protector English

    Best American baby boy names for your new born baby boy. Listed here are American unique babynames for males and popuar American baby boy names. This list will surely help you to select the best baby name for your new born baby boy.

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    African Baby Girl Names

    Babynames September 10, 2013

    ou can find here best African babynames, African baby girl names, African female names with their meanings. This could be useful if you are planning to name your new born girl.

     

    African Baby Girl Names

    Name

    Meaning

    Aba

    Born on Thursday

    Abayomi

    Come to Bring Joy

    Abebi

    We asked and we got her

    Abeo

    Come to Bring Happiness

    Abla

    Wild Rose

    Adaeze

    Princess

    Adande

    Challenger

    Adanma

    Daughter of Beauty

    Adanna

    Father’s Daughter

    Adanne

    Mother’s Daughter

    Adero

    Life Giver

    Adjua

    Born on Monday

    Adwin

    Artist

    Adzo

    Born on Monday

    Afam

    Friendly

    Afi

    Born on Friday

    Agbeko

    Life

    Aisha

    Life

    Alyetoro

    Peace on Earth

    Akili

    Wisdom

    Akuabia

    Here is Wealth

    Akuako

    Youngest Twin

    Akwate

    Oldest Twin

    Aidoo

    Arrived

    Alaba

    2nd Child

    Alaezi

    Exonerated

    Ama

    Born on Saturday

    Asha

    Life

    Ayanna

    Beautiful Flower

    Baako

    1st Born

    Badu

    10th Born

    Bahati

    Luck/Lucky

    Baba

    Born on Thursday

    Benada

    Born on Tuesday

    Binah

    Dancer

    Binta

    With God

    Bisa

    Loved

    Bunme

    My Gift

    Chiku

    Chatterer

    Chinue

    God’s Blessing

    Damisi

    Cheerful

    Doli

    Doll

    Efia

    Born on Friday

    Eshe

    Life

    Fadhila

    Outstanding

    Faiza

    Victorious

    Farida

    Unique

    Ghalyela

    Precious

    Gimbya

    Princess

    Haiba

    Charm

    Hanna

    Happiness

    Hamida

    Gracious

    Halla

    Unexpected Gift

    Imena

    Dream

     

    Name

    Meaning

    Jahia

    Prominent

    Jamila

    Beautiful

    Johanna

    God’s Grace

    Kali

    Energetic

    Kamili

    Perfection

    Kia

    Season’s Beginning

    Latifa

    Gentle

    Layla

    Born at Night

    Lila

    Good

    Lisha

    Mysterious

    Maisha

    Life

    Malika

    Queen

    Nabila

    Noble

    Nadia

    Caller

    Naima

    Graceful

    Paka

    Cat

    Pulika

    Obedience

    Rabia

    Spring

    Rafiya

    Dignified

    Raisa

    Exalted

    Reta

    Shaken

    Ridhaa

    Goodwill

    Saada

    Helper

    Sabra

    Patience

    Saida

    Happy

    Shukuma

    Be Grateful

    Sisi

    Born on Sunday

    Siti

    Lady

    Tabita

    Graceful

    Tawia

    Born after Twins

    Tisha

    Strong Willed

    Uzima

    Vitality

    Uzuri

    Beauty

    Wangari

    Leopard

    Winna

    Friend

    Yaa (Ghana)

    Born on Thursday

    Yakini

    Truth

    Yasmin

    Jasmine

    Yusra

    Ease

    Zalika

    Well Born

    Zawadi

    Gift

    Zina

    Secret Spirit

    Zuwina

    Good

    You can find here best African babynames, African baby girl names, African female names with their meanings. This could be useful if you are planning to name your new born girl.

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    African Baby Boy Names

    Babynames September 10, 2013

    African Baby Boy Names : African male kids names with their meanings. These are popular African baby boy names with their meanings.

    Name Meaning
    Afram A River in Ghana, Africa
    Abdalla Servant of God
    Abdul Servant of the Lord
    Abedi Worshipper
    Abiola Born in Honor
    Baakir Eldest
    Babu Grandfather
    Badrani Full Moon
    Bello Helper
    Chacha Strong
    Chibale Kinship
    Chimalsi Proud
    Daktari Healer
    Diallo Bold
    Elewa Intelligent
    Eze King
    Fahim Learned
    Farhani Happy
    Ghalib Winner
    Haamid Grateful
    Habib Beloved
    Iman Faith
    Jaafar Small River
    Jamal Elegance
    Kosey Lion
    Latif Gentle
    Maalik Experienced
    Moswen Light in Color
    Muhammed Praised
    Naasir Defender
    Nanji Safe
    Nassor Victorious
    Odongo Second of Twins
    Paki Witness
    Rafiki Friend
    Rashad Righteous
    Rasul Messenger
    Saad Good Fortune
    Said Happy
    Salaam Peach
    Senwe Dry Grain Stalk
    Tahir Pure
    Taji Crown
    Talib Seeker
    Ubora Excellence
    Umar Longevity
    Ulan First Born Twin
    Waitimu Born of the Spear
    Yohance God’s Gift
    Zahir Shining
    Zuri Good Looking
    Zareb Protector

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    Kids Funny Silly Jokes

    Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

    Kids Funny Silly Jokes

    How did the telephones get married ?
    In a double ring ceremony !

    What do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?
    Ed-Wood !

    Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
    He wanted a higher education !

    Why was the broom late ?
    It over swept !

    Do you know the time ?
    No, we haven’t met yet !

    What kind of hair do oceans have ?
    Wavy !

    What runs but never walks ?
    Water !

    How do you make milk shake ?
    Give it a good scare !

    What would you call a friend who had an elephant on his head ?
    A flatmate !

    Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
    A jelly copter !

    Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
    Then why aren’t you laughing !

    Can you spell eighty in two letters?
    A-T

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    Orange Craft

    Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

    Orange Craft

     

    New funny picture – Orange Craft. Lots of funny pics with new funny picture updated daily. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. This funny pictures page is updated daily, so don\’t forget to come back daily to see funny pictures.

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    Workout

    Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

    Workout

    New funny picture – Workout. Lots of funny pics with new funny pictures posted frequently. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. Don\’t forget to come back daily to see more funny pictures posted here.

     

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    Kid’s Riddles

    Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

    Kid’s Riddles

    It’s the year 500 A.D. at Camelot. Two priests are sitting in
    a castle’s chapel. The queen suddenly attacks the king. The two priests rise,shake hands, and leave the room.Why?

    The priests are playing chess.

    What runs all day, but never walks
    Often murmurs, never talks
    Has a bed, but never sleeps
    Has a mouth, but never eats?

    A river!

    A man was tired at night. So he turned off all the lights and went to bed. He woke up, saw some tragic news on tv and blamed himself for it! Why?

    He lived in a lighthouse and switching off the lights caused a shipwreck.

    Pull one out and scratch my head. What once was red is black instead. What am I?

    A match!

    What needs answers, but does not ask any questions?

    A telephone!

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    FUNNY RIDDLES

    Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

    FUNNY RIDDLES

    Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?
    A: you don’t bury survivors

    Q: Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be? How can eleven pears be left?
    A: ‘Each’ is a man’s name!

    Q: If there’s a frog, dead in the center of a lilypad which is right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to?
    A: neither, the frog is dead!

    Q: You’re a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people get on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus drivers eyes?
    A: The same as yours, you’re the bus driver.

    Q: What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains?
    A: The sea!

    Q: A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a hair on his head got wet…how come?
    A: He was bald.

    Q: David’s father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
    A: David

    Q: What has a mouth but doesn’t eat, a bank with no money, a bed but doesn’t sleep, and waves but has no hands?
    A: a river.

    Q: A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?
    A: His horse was called Friday.

    Q: If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where’s the white house?
    A: Washington DC

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    QUICK CRAZY NAMES

    Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

    QUICK CRAZY NAMES

    Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
    A: Mandy Lifeboats!

    Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?
    A: Beatrix Potter!

    Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?
    A: Rory!

    Q: What do you call a man with a big truck on his head?
    A: Laurie!

    Q: What do you call a man with turf on his head?
    A: Pete!

    Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?
    A: Phantom of the Oprah!

    Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?
    A: Kung Flu!

    Q: What do you call a man who doesn’t sink?
    A: Bob!

    Q: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?
    A: A Mouseketeer!

    Q: What do you call the bad lion tamer?
    A: Claude Bottom

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    Trying to learn bicycle

    Funny Stuff September 10, 2013

    Trying to learn bicycle

    New funny picture – Learning Bicycle. Lots of funny pics with new funny picture updated daily. These funny pictures are surely going to bring a smile on your sweet face. This funny pictures page is updated daily, so don\’t forget to come back daily to see funny pictures.

     

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